[ magical octopus from the magical land of kansai ]

Aaah, 'cause the dough's the best on the outside an' they always get the octopus jus' right. It ain't the same anywhere else, even if they try real hard. I always thought that anyone could make it! And then I had it in Sotenbori an' they were right. It's just fuckin' better there.

[ he sighs dreamily ]

Now I'm fuckin' hungry. Makin' my mouth water just thinkin' about it.